I was watching American Idol and realized that my internal voice is way too Simon Cowell and not enough Paula Abdul.  There are some days when I walk around feeling like I'm Sanjaya and can't do anything right.
Simon: "Cheryl, that was horrendous!  Like watching a bad, drunken karaoke bar performance."
Me: "Really?  You think I could be good enough to sing at a karaoke bar?  Wow, thanks!"
Hardy har.  Where oh where is Paula when you need her?  At least she would tell me my outfit looks nice.
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You are crazy - crazy HOT that is! prrrr...
(Maybe I'm your Paula)
Thanks Paula. :)
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